justusbradshaw:

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

im dying

arbitraryimposition:

timeywimeywinchesters:

edcunningham:

It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.

#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative

Fact.

(Source: edcunninghams-oldblog)


The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”

The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”

(Source: davidthestrange)